I'm a bit grumpy so it's time to blame externalities

The following prevalent things in the world are scams

  • Any product being advertised by a youtuber
  • Clickbait titles for youtube videos
  • Tiktok creators who make videos with a "part 2"
  • Streaming services
  • The release cycle and lifespan of mobile phones
  • Nonreplaceable batteries
  • Lock-in contracts
  • A fairly large chunk of mobile phone plans
  • Most political parties
  • Corporate-produced media that gives you notionally good but kinda nonspecific and generic feeling vibes
  • Pretty much anything that's a recurring subscription
  • DRM
  • Region locks
  • Platform exclusivity
  • Sequels
  • Remakes
  • Re-imaginings, whatever the fuck that means
  • Free-to-play games, no I don't care if you're telling me the microtransactions are "cosmetic" they're still scams
  • Especially if they have randomised loot box systems
  • But battle passes are also scams, don't get me wrong
  • The fine art world
  • Capitalism
  • Organised religions
  • The floor plans of shopping centres
  • The way they lay out escalators in large department stores so you have to walk around in a circle and look what's on the floor before going to the next one
  • Designer brands
  • Intellectual property laws
  • Look I could write this list all night TBH